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Тема в разделе "Юмор", создана пользователем Alex, 16 окт 2004.

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    Муж с женой лежат в постели. Мужу хочется, он кладет руку на бедро жены. Жена:
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    Муж ворочается, никак не может заснуть - очень хочется. Трогает жену за плечо:
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    <вообщем пошол я гулять по лесу, вижу колодец.Подхожу к нему, захожу в лифт, сажусь на велосипед
    . Завожу мотоцикл, тут бац, ко мне кондуктор подходит, и говорит: "Тетя, уступи место" А я говорю что не курю. Так этот ребенок как начнет плакать! Но я не растерялся, и как дал ему по роже, а он хвастается за коленку и кричит: "Моя спина! Моя спина!" А я думаю, может он совсем е*анулся? Выхожу я из этой электрички, смотрю, маршрутка стоит. Ну подхожу и говорю: "винстон синий и водки 0.5" Ну она мне и дает бонд и пиво, я беру эту приму и самогон, и убегаю от этих мусоров! Так эти пожарники меня на скорой догнали! Догнали и говорят: "Вы сдачу забыли!" Ну я беру килограмм яблок, и иду на базар торговать! Приношу, успел выложить эти бананы, тут же бабка подбегает, и скупает у меня все эти персики, и говорит чтобы все сложил в кулечек! А я думаю, что она совсем е*анутая, как я ей 20 арбузов в сумку положу?! Взял я деньги и пошол домой! Больше я в лес не ходил.... и грибы не трогал)))> :kos:
     
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    В то время, пока мужчины, будучи мальчиками, играют в войнушку и
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    людьми и играют в куклы.

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    Стс Моторс
     
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